school
back to school, sucks as usual. i think that people work too much. you start school when you are 4 years old. considering the inclusion of university, you would finish your studies at about 23. then its off to find a job and work till you retire, probably at 65. so the average person spends 61 years of his/her life working. given the life expectancy rate of 75 years, you would waste 81.33% of your life working.
so what's the point of working this hard? some people say they work hard now to be able to enjoy their retirement but it's really hard to imagine what you could do when you're 65. therefore, i congratulate you for effectively wasting 61 years of your life to finally be able to have a 10 year holiday.
found this from kontraband.com, authenticity is questionable.
- in lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
- in bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
- muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. this also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
- the penalty for masturbation in indonesia is decapitation.
- there are men in guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. reason: under guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
- in hong kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. the husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
- topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, england, but only in tropical fish stores.
- in cali, colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
- in santa cruz, bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
- in maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
- banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
so what's the point of working this hard? some people say they work hard now to be able to enjoy their retirement but it's really hard to imagine what you could do when you're 65. therefore, i congratulate you for effectively wasting 61 years of your life to finally be able to have a 10 year holiday.
found this from kontraband.com, authenticity is questionable.
- in lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
- in bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
- muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. this also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
- the penalty for masturbation in indonesia is decapitation.
- there are men in guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. reason: under guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
- in hong kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. the husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
- topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, england, but only in tropical fish stores.
- in cali, colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
- in santa cruz, bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
- in maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
- banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home