faded jeans

once upon a time, faded jeans were only worn by people who were simply too poor to buy new jeans. so they had no choice but to wear the same pair of jeans till they were faded. faded jeans are cool, but only if they are really due to wear and tear. in other words, these poor kids had started their own trend.

then on one fateful day, some fuckhead decided that wearing faded jeans would be cool. other idiots thought that it would be a good idea to pre-fade the jeans before selling, so that the lazy fucks could get instant faded jeans. so then, more and more people began to wear faded jeans. this made the real poor kids look like stupid trend-followers when they were the ones who started the trend in the first place, and they were the ones who were truely too poor to buy new jeans.

anyway, the above two paragraphs were crap. the real deal starts now. the greatest fashion disaster is wearing faded jeans. but some people wanted to go a step further. they decided that wearing jeans that were faded at the tighs and butt would be even COOLER. so now, as i'm very very sure many people would realise, fucktards are wearing jeans faded at the front and back of their tighs.

i suspect that these people have no idea how faded jeans come about. so if any one of you fuckers are reading this, your dearest gayfag is going to give you a short lesson on how jeans become faded. jeans are made from denim. denim is dyed blue. after repeated washes, the blue dye fades. dye also fades more on areas that suffer heavy abuse (eg. faded more at the knees if the wearer likes to kneel down). so there, now you know.

so maybe fading at the tighs is caused by long hours of humping a large rock, and fading at the butt is caused by being humped by the rock in return. if that's not the case, then i sure as hell have no idea how the tighs would get faded in the normal course of wearing. so now, if you see any of your friends wearing faded jeans, ask them if they are really too poor to buy new jeans. and if they happen to be wearing jeans faded at the tighs and butt, ask them how it feels to hump or be humped by a rock.

i dunno, maybe i'm just lagging in the fashion department. i think i'm living in the past, when humping rocks haven't gotten 'in' with the general public yet. currently in the year 1980, in which i am living, bell-bottomes are the 'in' thing, and 'gay' means being happy. perhaps in 24 years time, bell-bottoms would become retarded, humping rocks would become the coolest thing to do, and 'gay' would be refering to homo-sexuals.

so then, go punch the next person you see wearing jeans faded at the tighs and butt. remember to stab the next GUY you see wearing jeans faded at the tigh and butt AND a PINK shirt (refer to article on 6 august). then i would congratulate you for ridding the world of a pink wearing fuckhead with jeans faded at the tighs.


damn. english oral is tomorrow. english prelims are next friday. holidays are in 2 weeks time. real prelims start in 3 weeks. studying haven't taken place yet. and i really intend to complete every single question of the a/e maths tys.