antz
yea, antz. not the blue creatures in antz, as in the movie. black/brown creatures that are taking over my house. yes, they are not blue, unbelievable, anin't it?
somehow, they have managed to get into most areas of my house. ever so often, i would pour out some cereal, only to see ants crawling out of the bowl. of course, they have been happily allowed into the bag of cereal by other stupid members of my family, who don't seem to know how to tightly tie up a bag of cereal with a rubber band.
then, there are many ways to kill those little fuckers. the most effective way to kill a swarm of ants obviously, is by spraying insecticide on them. but insecticide leaves a bad odour, and gets stuck to your feet.
thus, i had to find some ingenious ways to exterminate them. the easiest way of course, is by squashing them with my fingers, but that would mean i have to wash my hands afterwards. if the ants are forming a trail to somewhere, the bestest way to kill them is by rolling a battery over them. this is especially effective as the lil' fuckers are already lined up, ready to recieve the death sentence. it's almost equivalent to a steam roller crushing a human. instant death awaits them.
another interesting way is to use some sort of flame to burn them to hell. however, this method is not really good as i would tend to burn my fingers as i have to hold the matchstick/candle/lighter/whatever upside down in order to burn them. alternatively, i would drown them in soap if i happen to see them in the toilet. sadistic it may seem, but it's not my fault that they decide to enter my territory. "enter at your own risk", i have told them. they thought i was harmless, now they know their mistake.
the ant poison my maid put only appeared to work for a few weeks at best. then they come back for more. i think they have evolved into some kind of super-ant, bent on destroying anything and everything in their paths. so darwin's theory of evolution works after all.
somehow, they have managed to get into most areas of my house. ever so often, i would pour out some cereal, only to see ants crawling out of the bowl. of course, they have been happily allowed into the bag of cereal by other stupid members of my family, who don't seem to know how to tightly tie up a bag of cereal with a rubber band.
then, there are many ways to kill those little fuckers. the most effective way to kill a swarm of ants obviously, is by spraying insecticide on them. but insecticide leaves a bad odour, and gets stuck to your feet.
thus, i had to find some ingenious ways to exterminate them. the easiest way of course, is by squashing them with my fingers, but that would mean i have to wash my hands afterwards. if the ants are forming a trail to somewhere, the bestest way to kill them is by rolling a battery over them. this is especially effective as the lil' fuckers are already lined up, ready to recieve the death sentence. it's almost equivalent to a steam roller crushing a human. instant death awaits them.
another interesting way is to use some sort of flame to burn them to hell. however, this method is not really good as i would tend to burn my fingers as i have to hold the matchstick/candle/lighter/whatever upside down in order to burn them. alternatively, i would drown them in soap if i happen to see them in the toilet. sadistic it may seem, but it's not my fault that they decide to enter my territory. "enter at your own risk", i have told them. they thought i was harmless, now they know their mistake.
the ant poison my maid put only appeared to work for a few weeks at best. then they come back for more. i think they have evolved into some kind of super-ant, bent on destroying anything and everything in their paths. so darwin's theory of evolution works after all.
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