mama

your mama's so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that stone?"
your mama's so fat when she wears her black swimsuit to the beach everyone mistakes her for an oil leak.
your mama's so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales tell her to move over.
your mama's so fat that when she wears her yellow rain coat and walks out on the street people call "taxi, taxi".
your mama's so fat she's got more chins than a hong kong phone book.
your mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
your mama's so fat that when i swerved to avoid hitting her i ran out of gas.
your mama's so fat she uses a sheep instead of a tampon.
your mama's so fat that when her pager goes off people think she's backing up.
your mama's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
your mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
your mama's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.
your mama's so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes new york, l.a., chicago.
your mama's so fat when she bungy jumps she goes straight to hell.
your mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
your mama's so fat she gives freddy kruger nightmares.