scary
today was a busy day. went to peninsula plaza with fat fuck to buy new bearings because mine got fucked. while sitting peacefully in the 190, guess what i saw? i saw the scariest thing i've ever seen in my 15 odd years of existance. i saw... i saw...
2
40+
year old
women
dressed
(almost) exactly
like
each
other
!
AHHH! what in the fucking world?! this isin't primary school anymore, girls. you are probably fucking 45, so please dress your age. so, these 2 wannabe look-alikes wore...
pink tank top/singlet with many holes. sort of singlet you would find on a small boy.
colourful sarong-like skirt, mainly orange.
some weird handbag of the same design, but of different colours.
shoulder-length curly hair, 1 blonde and 1 red. took too long to touch up, so the roots were black.
pink watches of different brands.
silver bracelets.
thick and yucky make-up. BAD. VERY BAD.
so what the fuck were they up to? trying to be a pair of cute twins? too bad they were 45 and ugly. they just don't seem to know that they are not 20 and hot anymore, though i doubt that they were any better back then. so there they were, sitting in front of me, disturbing my peace with their incessant hokkien yakking. since i don't speak hokkien, i have no idea what they were taling about. all i saw was their extremely sick dress sense and them pointing at some mcdonald's coupon and blabbering about it.
got the bearings for $25, which i think is pretty damn cheap, considering my old (and lousy) ones costed $35. then got home and waited for my bro to get back with the newly-modified xbox. but then, the shop did not sell any games. so i decided to go try my luck at toa payoh central with fat fuck, but no luck too. fuck. no one seems to have any idea where to get xbox games except from johor. fuck.
2
40+
year old
women
dressed
(almost) exactly
like
each
other
!
AHHH! what in the fucking world?! this isin't primary school anymore, girls. you are probably fucking 45, so please dress your age. so, these 2 wannabe look-alikes wore...
pink tank top/singlet with many holes. sort of singlet you would find on a small boy.
colourful sarong-like skirt, mainly orange.
some weird handbag of the same design, but of different colours.
shoulder-length curly hair, 1 blonde and 1 red. took too long to touch up, so the roots were black.
pink watches of different brands.
silver bracelets.
thick and yucky make-up. BAD. VERY BAD.
so what the fuck were they up to? trying to be a pair of cute twins? too bad they were 45 and ugly. they just don't seem to know that they are not 20 and hot anymore, though i doubt that they were any better back then. so there they were, sitting in front of me, disturbing my peace with their incessant hokkien yakking. since i don't speak hokkien, i have no idea what they were taling about. all i saw was their extremely sick dress sense and them pointing at some mcdonald's coupon and blabbering about it.
got the bearings for $25, which i think is pretty damn cheap, considering my old (and lousy) ones costed $35. then got home and waited for my bro to get back with the newly-modified xbox. but then, the shop did not sell any games. so i decided to go try my luck at toa payoh central with fat fuck, but no luck too. fuck. no one seems to have any idea where to get xbox games except from johor. fuck.
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