sex
read the papers today. in the lifestyle section of the straits times, there was an article about mister kick-the-ball-over-the-bar, aka david beckham, and his wife. it discussed their level of intelligence in wanting another child, in an attempt to save their floundering marraige.
suprisingly, the people they interviewed actually said that having another child saved their own marraige from total and complete destruction. so then, it seems that mrs beckham had made the right choice in wanting another child.
but the great one, aka me, aka the owner of gayfag.blogspot.com, thinks that these people are extremely stupid. all of the cases looked at in the article involved infidelity on either one or both sides of the marraige. therefore, i conclude that it all boils down to one thing : SEX.
in the beckhams' case, david was fucking around in spain while victoria was in england. david was pissed off that he didn't manage to get any sex. so here comes dearest rebecca loos, the best subsitute he can get for his hand. i must say, however, i do question his taste, for she is one fucking ugly bitch. well, i suppose he was really desperate and she was really horny, so they made a good match.
so then, their agreement was formed. i'll fuck you, and you don't tell anyone. but being the horny slut that she is, rebecca just had to tell the world how much of a slut she was, perhaps in the hope of attracting a hornier guy than david. so the agreement was broken, and victoria's heart was broken. how sad. and then, ouch! double blow. dearest sarah decided to cash in on the opportunity and too reveal to the world about david's sexual exploits.
this happened some time ago so i can't really remember, but she said something like "beckham is idolised by the world, and i felt that it was my duty to let them know the truth." what the fuck. actually it's more like "beckham is idolised by the world, so the tabloids would pay good money to know about his sexual activities."
since it's all about the sex, victoria decided to be part of it, which i believe that she think would make david stay faithful as long as he can get his daily dose of it from her. but of course, she couldn't possibly tell that to the reporters right? so she decided to say that they are trying for a third child. so obviously, a fertile and horny man plus a fertile and willing woman equals baby!
but then again, it is an extremely stupid excuse to have a child in order to save a marraige. what if he can't get his much needed sex due to her pregnancy? then off he goes, to search for a new and improved rebecca loos, hopefully one which is horny and who knows how to shut her trap too. and then, should the marraige still fail, there would be one more child to have a broken home. how sweet of them.
so let's say it is REALLY about the child. the child is going to save the marraige. so then, they already have 2 kids. why can't he think about them when he's fucking around instead of having a new one to think about? one of the women interviewed said that her husband thought that the baby was very cute and couldn't bear to leave it or some shit like that. how interesting. why not go and adopt a puppy instead? puppies are cute, aren't they? then he would feel that the puppy is too cute to leave behind to go fucking around.
so then, i conclude my longest post in recent memory. ladies and gentlemen, it's ALL ABOUT THE SEX. no need for anymore arguments. just shut each other up with a good and hearty fuck. after that, you would probably be too tired to argue anyway. no need for excuses, no point in saying "we are trying for our third child", just say "i am trying to keep him home with lots and lots of sex."
suprisingly, the people they interviewed actually said that having another child saved their own marraige from total and complete destruction. so then, it seems that mrs beckham had made the right choice in wanting another child.
but the great one, aka me, aka the owner of gayfag.blogspot.com, thinks that these people are extremely stupid. all of the cases looked at in the article involved infidelity on either one or both sides of the marraige. therefore, i conclude that it all boils down to one thing : SEX.
in the beckhams' case, david was fucking around in spain while victoria was in england. david was pissed off that he didn't manage to get any sex. so here comes dearest rebecca loos, the best subsitute he can get for his hand. i must say, however, i do question his taste, for she is one fucking ugly bitch. well, i suppose he was really desperate and she was really horny, so they made a good match.
so then, their agreement was formed. i'll fuck you, and you don't tell anyone. but being the horny slut that she is, rebecca just had to tell the world how much of a slut she was, perhaps in the hope of attracting a hornier guy than david. so the agreement was broken, and victoria's heart was broken. how sad. and then, ouch! double blow. dearest sarah decided to cash in on the opportunity and too reveal to the world about david's sexual exploits.
this happened some time ago so i can't really remember, but she said something like "beckham is idolised by the world, and i felt that it was my duty to let them know the truth." what the fuck. actually it's more like "beckham is idolised by the world, so the tabloids would pay good money to know about his sexual activities."
since it's all about the sex, victoria decided to be part of it, which i believe that she think would make david stay faithful as long as he can get his daily dose of it from her. but of course, she couldn't possibly tell that to the reporters right? so she decided to say that they are trying for a third child. so obviously, a fertile and horny man plus a fertile and willing woman equals baby!
but then again, it is an extremely stupid excuse to have a child in order to save a marraige. what if he can't get his much needed sex due to her pregnancy? then off he goes, to search for a new and improved rebecca loos, hopefully one which is horny and who knows how to shut her trap too. and then, should the marraige still fail, there would be one more child to have a broken home. how sweet of them.
so let's say it is REALLY about the child. the child is going to save the marraige. so then, they already have 2 kids. why can't he think about them when he's fucking around instead of having a new one to think about? one of the women interviewed said that her husband thought that the baby was very cute and couldn't bear to leave it or some shit like that. how interesting. why not go and adopt a puppy instead? puppies are cute, aren't they? then he would feel that the puppy is too cute to leave behind to go fucking around.
so then, i conclude my longest post in recent memory. ladies and gentlemen, it's ALL ABOUT THE SEX. no need for anymore arguments. just shut each other up with a good and hearty fuck. after that, you would probably be too tired to argue anyway. no need for excuses, no point in saying "we are trying for our third child", just say "i am trying to keep him home with lots and lots of sex."
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