shit
great. couldn't think of anything to write, so i asked fat fuck. and his reply was "shit". so then, this entry is dedicated to fat fuck and shit.
shit. definition of 'shit' from en.wikipedia.com - shit is a vernacular word of english that means "feces". It is also used as a verb to refer to the act of defecating, and as an adjective to mean "of or pertaining to feces" or more generally "bad" or "low quality". read more about shit from here .
shit is produced when the food you eat is digested and passed out of your system. eat food, food goes into gullet, rumble rumble, gets into stomach. stomach produces hydrochloric acid to dissolve the food, rumble rumble, food becomes slimy, mushy, yucky substance. rumble rumble, sticky crap goes into small intestine, where food is absorbed by hairy appendages lining intestine. rumble rumble, crap goes into large intestine. at this stage, the crap that was once shark's fin or abalone is begining to resemble the final product, shit. water is absorbed so that the shit wouldn't be too sticky and stick to the walls of your asshole. rumble rumble, shit moves to the rectum, which is just beyond the asshole. stomach ache! shitting time. then, splat, lands in toilet bowl.
when i was younger, i thought that if you kept on eating your own shit, you could still survive without any ill effects other than suffering the pain of having to taste your own shit. FORTUNATELY, i was smart enough not to try this myself. but now, as i've grown older and even more smart, i found out that nuitrients are absorbed into the body and not released in the shit. so, the shit is un-nuitritious and eating shit is as good as not eating anything.
shit was once a vulgarity, and kids caught saying it would be promptly slapped by their parents. however, now the word has gained a more mainstream meaning and usage. currently, it is generally acceptable to the public, and is used mostly as an exclamation or with the meaning 'feces'. for example, "shit! that idiot ate his own shit."
during lower secondary, i had the misfortune of being tricked into visiting shitcity.com. due to fucking explicit contents, i will not link the site. basically, it shows undressed women eating shit. however, the identity of this 'shit' is not proven, and could possibly be chocolate in disguise. then again, i totally have no fucking idea of anything vaguely erotic about seeing women chomping on shit. yuck! guess there will always be some people that find fun in it, which is why there are rapists, pedophiles, people who practice necrophilia (sex with dead) and so on.
so there, my latest post. please comment, so that i would at least know if ANYONE ever reads this blog or not.
shit. definition of 'shit' from en.wikipedia.com - shit is a vernacular word of english that means "feces". It is also used as a verb to refer to the act of defecating, and as an adjective to mean "of or pertaining to feces" or more generally "bad" or "low quality". read more about shit from here .
shit is produced when the food you eat is digested and passed out of your system. eat food, food goes into gullet, rumble rumble, gets into stomach. stomach produces hydrochloric acid to dissolve the food, rumble rumble, food becomes slimy, mushy, yucky substance. rumble rumble, sticky crap goes into small intestine, where food is absorbed by hairy appendages lining intestine. rumble rumble, crap goes into large intestine. at this stage, the crap that was once shark's fin or abalone is begining to resemble the final product, shit. water is absorbed so that the shit wouldn't be too sticky and stick to the walls of your asshole. rumble rumble, shit moves to the rectum, which is just beyond the asshole. stomach ache! shitting time. then, splat, lands in toilet bowl.
when i was younger, i thought that if you kept on eating your own shit, you could still survive without any ill effects other than suffering the pain of having to taste your own shit. FORTUNATELY, i was smart enough not to try this myself. but now, as i've grown older and even more smart, i found out that nuitrients are absorbed into the body and not released in the shit. so, the shit is un-nuitritious and eating shit is as good as not eating anything.
shit was once a vulgarity, and kids caught saying it would be promptly slapped by their parents. however, now the word has gained a more mainstream meaning and usage. currently, it is generally acceptable to the public, and is used mostly as an exclamation or with the meaning 'feces'. for example, "shit! that idiot ate his own shit."
during lower secondary, i had the misfortune of being tricked into visiting shitcity.com. due to fucking explicit contents, i will not link the site. basically, it shows undressed women eating shit. however, the identity of this 'shit' is not proven, and could possibly be chocolate in disguise. then again, i totally have no fucking idea of anything vaguely erotic about seeing women chomping on shit. yuck! guess there will always be some people that find fun in it, which is why there are rapists, pedophiles, people who practice necrophilia (sex with dead) and so on.
so there, my latest post. please comment, so that i would at least know if ANYONE ever reads this blog or not.
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