losers
to all the losers of sji, FUCK YOU. "so what's this all about?" you losers ask. well, losers like fat fuck and many other fellow sji fuckers have allowed their parents to read their extremely touching letters that the damn school forced us to write. if you don't know what i'm talking about, read the post on 27 september.
some actually allowed their parents to go to the damn graduation. these people cannot be blamed, for they are simply just plain ol' losers. i have no idea how the hell can they endure the embarrassment they would face each and every time they speak to their parents after their letters have been read. then again, there are some who truely have great relationships with their parents, and are able to tell them "mum, dad, i love you," everyday. unfortunately, i am not one of them.
and then, there are some, like fat fuck, who actually think they are smart enough to prevent their parents from reading the damn letter by telling them not to go to the graduation ceremony. unfortunately, they are so fucking stupid that they allowed the school to send the letter to their homes while they were rotting happily in school. so then, their 'great' plans failed them as their tearful parents (mothers) greeted them with wide smiles when they return home.
REAL intelligent people like myself have devised absolutely fool-proof plans that only fucking geniuses could have thought of. here's the simple AND effective 3-step plan that absolutely works.
1. write a FAKE letter. quote directly from the 'guidelines' and let it be known that you are quoting to the reader.
2. tell your parent(s) not to attend the ceremony. force them if needed.
3. intercept the letter and dispose of it. of course, this has to be done before they even have any idea of the letters' existance.
i successfully completed all 3 steps and thus, have avioded many potentially embarrassing situations i may have with my parents.
oh ho, i bought a new deck to replace my big fat and heavy old one. element.
some actually allowed their parents to go to the damn graduation. these people cannot be blamed, for they are simply just plain ol' losers. i have no idea how the hell can they endure the embarrassment they would face each and every time they speak to their parents after their letters have been read. then again, there are some who truely have great relationships with their parents, and are able to tell them "mum, dad, i love you," everyday. unfortunately, i am not one of them.
and then, there are some, like fat fuck, who actually think they are smart enough to prevent their parents from reading the damn letter by telling them not to go to the graduation ceremony. unfortunately, they are so fucking stupid that they allowed the school to send the letter to their homes while they were rotting happily in school. so then, their 'great' plans failed them as their tearful parents (mothers) greeted them with wide smiles when they return home.
REAL intelligent people like myself have devised absolutely fool-proof plans that only fucking geniuses could have thought of. here's the simple AND effective 3-step plan that absolutely works.
1. write a FAKE letter. quote directly from the 'guidelines' and let it be known that you are quoting to the reader.
2. tell your parent(s) not to attend the ceremony. force them if needed.
3. intercept the letter and dispose of it. of course, this has to be done before they even have any idea of the letters' existance.
i successfully completed all 3 steps and thus, have avioded many potentially embarrassing situations i may have with my parents.
oh ho, i bought a new deck to replace my big fat and heavy old one. element.
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