stalefish
yay, i ate a stalefish today. mmm, that rhymes. yeah!
i ate a stalefish today.
i ate a stalefish today!
i ate a fucking stalefish today!
of course, i know that it is a stale fish and not a stalefish. but who cares? stalefish sounds cooler. coz im c00l.
so, about that fish. i bought it from the damn malay stall. dunno what the fuck is it. fat fuck thinks that it's stingray. yeah, whatever the fuck it was, all i know is that it was rotten. or maybe rotting. tasted bitter and sour. felt soft and sticky. foul.
not bad for my first experience eating stalefish. by the way, i think the 'sweet and sour', aka ketchup fish my maid cooks is worse than that. so now i'm officially de-virginised in the art of eating stalefish.
and for all you betards out there, i didn't eat the whole piece of fish. please, i'm too smart to do such a thing. and i'm not even reduced to the point of begging in the streets for food, so i can afford to throw away a piece of fish without starving to death.
i ate a stalefish today.
i ate a stalefish today!
i ate a fucking stalefish today!
of course, i know that it is a stale fish and not a stalefish. but who cares? stalefish sounds cooler. coz im c00l.
so, about that fish. i bought it from the damn malay stall. dunno what the fuck is it. fat fuck thinks that it's stingray. yeah, whatever the fuck it was, all i know is that it was rotten. or maybe rotting. tasted bitter and sour. felt soft and sticky. foul.
not bad for my first experience eating stalefish. by the way, i think the 'sweet and sour', aka ketchup fish my maid cooks is worse than that. so now i'm officially de-virginised in the art of eating stalefish.
and for all you betards out there, i didn't eat the whole piece of fish. please, i'm too smart to do such a thing. and i'm not even reduced to the point of begging in the streets for food, so i can afford to throw away a piece of fish without starving to death.
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