yay

good charlotte.
what the fuck? retarded eh? absolutely. totally. completely. damn fucking stupid pop-punk shitheads deserve to have their asses run over by a lawnmower then get sit on by a 300kg woman and be smothered to death.

you can't fucking cross punk and gangster crap. mohawk spike things, and stupid piercings. fuck off, bitch. anyone that has an iq of over 50 can tell the difference between shitty and decent music, and those fuckhead happen to fall under the category of 'shitty'. bah, shitty shouldn't have inverted commas, because they are just plain shitty.

girls that swoon over these guys because they have running mascara, stupid peircings and sing cool 'songs' need some fucking sense beaten into them. guys who like them may not realise it yet, but might as well just start accepting the loving touch of a man for their music is specifically designed for stupid teenage girls. but that still does not mean that girls should like them in their blooming retardation.

each and every one of them look just like those typical losers who get their asses beat up in school and sit in front of the tv all day. so one day, one of them saw blink 182/sum 41/any other band with numbers in their name on mtv and decided that it was their only way ever to be accepted by people. so what else could they do but to learn some basic instuments and form a band together?

to prove my point, little things - yeah this song is dedicated to every kid who ever got picked last in gym class. (this is for you!) to every kid who never had a date to no school dance. (this is for you!) to everyone whose ever been called a freak. (this is for you!) see? losers are able to emphatise with losers.

so they had their members, but still lacked a name. unknown to the other members, one of them was gay (asshole with spiky hair), and liked to call himself charlotte. actually all of them were gay, but whatever. so he proposed the name 'charlotte'. since the other members were all gay, the name charlotte appealed to them. "charlotte? good!" they said. so the fuckhead said "good charlottte!" yay, there, they have their name.

"what music to play?" they asked. boo, that was like a no-brainer. being retarded fuckheads, they didn't know. and having a combined iq of 30, they thought that blink 182 and sum 41 were punk bands. thus, they too decided that they would be 'punk' and sing 'punk' songs. however, punk songs don't ever go girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny.

singing their songs and dressing like transvetites, these fuckers go on to make millions off muddle-headed teenage girls (and boys) who deserve to be killed together with their idols. boo. pop-punk shitheads deserve to die.