great stupidity
sunday morning, i open the newspapers and what do i see? there was this stupid article about sylvester of singapore idol fame and his stupid little fan club.
so what in the world is so great about that fellow anyway? first of all, he has yellow hair. YELLOW! what the fuck is a chinese man doing with yellow hair? maybe he has some genetic disorder, and is going to be the michael jackson of singapore. little boys, watch out. however, he probably does not suffer from any disorder, except to his brain. hello? you're chinese, and yellow hair + yellow skin = FUCKING RETARDED.
then, there's his great singing. from what i've involuntarily seen from the commercials, he somehow has the talent to develop a fake accent when he sings. and he makes avril lavigne sound good, which in turn makes my maid's singing sound brilliant. but then, i can sing 20,000 times better than him.
now mr. sylvester's fans must be thinking i'm just talking a whole load of crap. but i'm not, unfortunately. give me a microphone and i'll sing. if my singing in the most unlikely situation does not match up to your great idol's, i will return you the microphone.
and the article featured one of his fans, with some kind of scrapbook about him. it's a SCRAPbook. worthless piece of shit. and his great fan spelt his name as sly. or perhaps she's just so cool, like all those fucktards that TyPe LiKe ThIs and spel lik tis. she's so cool that she can't spell his name right, since correct spelling is so totally uncool. but these are the girls that lurve boybands like f4 and 5566. then i would rather have them support a singaporean fuckhead than a bunch of taiwanese faggots. contribute to our economy, bitch.
actually it would be extremely nice if us singapore idol haters spam the phonelines of the worst singer of the lot and cause him/her to win. preferably someone who has NO fans at all. then when he/she wins and produces and album, no one would buy, since his/her singing sucks and he/she has no fans. then it would cause the damn record label to lose tons of money and sack the idol's sorry ass.
so what in the world is so great about that fellow anyway? first of all, he has yellow hair. YELLOW! what the fuck is a chinese man doing with yellow hair? maybe he has some genetic disorder, and is going to be the michael jackson of singapore. little boys, watch out. however, he probably does not suffer from any disorder, except to his brain. hello? you're chinese, and yellow hair + yellow skin = FUCKING RETARDED.
then, there's his great singing. from what i've involuntarily seen from the commercials, he somehow has the talent to develop a fake accent when he sings. and he makes avril lavigne sound good, which in turn makes my maid's singing sound brilliant. but then, i can sing 20,000 times better than him.
now mr. sylvester's fans must be thinking i'm just talking a whole load of crap. but i'm not, unfortunately. give me a microphone and i'll sing. if my singing in the most unlikely situation does not match up to your great idol's, i will return you the microphone.
and the article featured one of his fans, with some kind of scrapbook about him. it's a SCRAPbook. worthless piece of shit. and his great fan spelt his name as sly. or perhaps she's just so cool, like all those fucktards that TyPe LiKe ThIs and spel lik tis. she's so cool that she can't spell his name right, since correct spelling is so totally uncool. but these are the girls that lurve boybands like f4 and 5566. then i would rather have them support a singaporean fuckhead than a bunch of taiwanese faggots. contribute to our economy, bitch.
actually it would be extremely nice if us singapore idol haters spam the phonelines of the worst singer of the lot and cause him/her to win. preferably someone who has NO fans at all. then when he/she wins and produces and album, no one would buy, since his/her singing sucks and he/she has no fans. then it would cause the damn record label to lose tons of money and sack the idol's sorry ass.
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