random bullshit

it's almost over. just 4 papers left. i'm supposed to be happy.


watched some retarded-as-fuck gameshow on channel 5 last night. they asked this girl some questions. the girl wasn't particularly young; probably 10? so then age cannot be used as an excuse to her retardation.

question: "what does captain hook do?"
girl: "errrrrr... (long pause) he catches the sharks."
answer: pirate.

question: "if all the ice in the polar regions melt, is that good or bad?"
girl: "errrrrr... (long pause) good!"
answer: bad.

question: "what is the name of the largest island in the world?"
girl: "errrrrr... (long pause) hawaii?"
answer: greenland.

oh my, what a stupid little girl.


then tomb raider was on tv. and angelina jolie looked fucking sick. sick = disgustingly sick, not wonderfully sick. DISGUSTING. yuck. gross. think she needs liposuction on her lips before they begin to sag. her lips are probably fatter than 3 of my fingers. and that's not a good thing.


oh yes, it's my birthday tomorrow. then i'll be 16. presents, anyone?