review
since i'm so damn bored, i shall do a review on the past 4 years of my life spent/wasted/whatever in sji. and believe me, i'm BORED.
secondary 1 and 2 were just one whole big mess. can't seem to filter out secondary 1 from secondary 2 memories. the 2 years were like a chunk seperated by the end-of-year holidays.
but they were fun times. wrestled, fought, played soccer, talked, all during maths class. and the teacher couldn't/didn't do anything. needless to say, maths was fucked. this then formed the foundation for the rest of my 4 years' worth of maths. and there was baseball after school, raping, slapping, more wrestling, scorpion k.o., whatever.
worst memory was from ace camp in malaysia; disgusting food, smelly toilets, smelly bodies, more disgusting food, stupid activities, big spider in canoe, shadow sex, involving torches, humans, more torches, and a tent. and charlton stomping a hole in some queer muddy-yet-hard soil.
failed exams in sec 1, first in my life. nearly got retained, but advanced in the end. first experience with goh poh kenn. not fun. fucking bitch. passed in sec 2, not good enough. failed maths, went to last class.
sec 3 wasn't fun at all. disunited class, probably because the cooler guys felt they were too cool for the rest. or maybe not. wonderful after-class activities involving satish, and a group of guys. fun for us, not for him. please note, there were no sex involved.
stupidest thief i've met, goes by the name of satish, stole some handphones, screwed up badly, got fucked. did someone say dumb? kefli came, saw, and became a loser. actually he didn't make the last transformation till this year. talked to hoo jyung a lot, kefli remarked that he only saw hoo jyung's back during class. stupid ass.
formed a 'soccer club', got cheated of some jerseys, taught me not to trust others so easily, tough lesson, learnt something, wasn't too fun.
had some of the most screwed up teachers, aaron goh, kefli, ellen woo, killer combination. first was stupid beyond recognition, second just plain retarded, third was one of the worst i've had. and this is agreed by most of the class.
went for outward bound school camp, more fuckness. at least there wasn't any disgusting food,.mess tins smelt like death, ate uncooked instant noodles, 3-in-1 coffee powder, had fun, made a new enemy, vivek, bloody son of a bitch.
passed exams, except for maths and additional maths, nothing new.
sec 4, school decided to make periods 55 minutes long from 35 previously, which meant that there were only 6 periods a day. expected to be asked to drop additional maths, shocked when i wasn't. hoo jyung failed in sec 3 and left, managed to convince others that he was from north korea and had went home, surprised at the level of intelligence they had.
aaron goh became our form tutor, which made him gayer than ever. everyone hated him. not surprising.
additional maths was taught by clement fernandez, more fuckness. he coudn't/didn't earn any respect, had to be fierce to be 'respected', didn't sit too well with me. forced to do maths homework everyday. got first in class for 1 test, said i was his best pupil, definite b for me in mid-year exams and a in o's. thought he was just plain full of shit and senile. had regular spasms, retired and left for australia in may, we are all happy.
won silver in interclass hockey, first medal of my life. i was the fucking goalkeeper 4 years in a row. being hit by hard hockey balls isin't fun. 'saved' a penalty with my head. acutally the ball just hit my head, and as i've said, it wasn't too fun.
failed maths in mid-year, proved that he is full of shit. goh poh kenn started to put pressure on kefli and he promptly turned gay, kept commenting that everytime he looked at hoo jyung last year, he only saw his back. god knows how many times he said that. mass-hating of kefli began.
started blogging in july.
thiru got sent back to sec 3 in september by the fucking retarded bitch, aka goh poh kenn, although there were many who did worse than him. we all just love her. got 32 points for prelims, happy that i can get 3 months of holidays.
o levels were here in a flash, and over before i could say "fuck". and now here i am, eating shit and dying of boredom.
i know that the above was total and complete bullshit. my brain isin't functioning properly now, so forgive me for wasting 10 minutes of your life reading it.
ordered 8 cds from amazon.com yesterday. costs about $220 including shipping. wonderful.
secondary 1 and 2 were just one whole big mess. can't seem to filter out secondary 1 from secondary 2 memories. the 2 years were like a chunk seperated by the end-of-year holidays.
but they were fun times. wrestled, fought, played soccer, talked, all during maths class. and the teacher couldn't/didn't do anything. needless to say, maths was fucked. this then formed the foundation for the rest of my 4 years' worth of maths. and there was baseball after school, raping, slapping, more wrestling, scorpion k.o., whatever.
worst memory was from ace camp in malaysia; disgusting food, smelly toilets, smelly bodies, more disgusting food, stupid activities, big spider in canoe, shadow sex, involving torches, humans, more torches, and a tent. and charlton stomping a hole in some queer muddy-yet-hard soil.
failed exams in sec 1, first in my life. nearly got retained, but advanced in the end. first experience with goh poh kenn. not fun. fucking bitch. passed in sec 2, not good enough. failed maths, went to last class.
sec 3 wasn't fun at all. disunited class, probably because the cooler guys felt they were too cool for the rest. or maybe not. wonderful after-class activities involving satish, and a group of guys. fun for us, not for him. please note, there were no sex involved.
stupidest thief i've met, goes by the name of satish, stole some handphones, screwed up badly, got fucked. did someone say dumb? kefli came, saw, and became a loser. actually he didn't make the last transformation till this year. talked to hoo jyung a lot, kefli remarked that he only saw hoo jyung's back during class. stupid ass.
formed a 'soccer club', got cheated of some jerseys, taught me not to trust others so easily, tough lesson, learnt something, wasn't too fun.
had some of the most screwed up teachers, aaron goh, kefli, ellen woo, killer combination. first was stupid beyond recognition, second just plain retarded, third was one of the worst i've had. and this is agreed by most of the class.
went for outward bound school camp, more fuckness. at least there wasn't any disgusting food,.mess tins smelt like death, ate uncooked instant noodles, 3-in-1 coffee powder, had fun, made a new enemy, vivek, bloody son of a bitch.
passed exams, except for maths and additional maths, nothing new.
sec 4, school decided to make periods 55 minutes long from 35 previously, which meant that there were only 6 periods a day. expected to be asked to drop additional maths, shocked when i wasn't. hoo jyung failed in sec 3 and left, managed to convince others that he was from north korea and had went home, surprised at the level of intelligence they had.
aaron goh became our form tutor, which made him gayer than ever. everyone hated him. not surprising.
additional maths was taught by clement fernandez, more fuckness. he coudn't/didn't earn any respect, had to be fierce to be 'respected', didn't sit too well with me. forced to do maths homework everyday. got first in class for 1 test, said i was his best pupil, definite b for me in mid-year exams and a in o's. thought he was just plain full of shit and senile. had regular spasms, retired and left for australia in may, we are all happy.
won silver in interclass hockey, first medal of my life. i was the fucking goalkeeper 4 years in a row. being hit by hard hockey balls isin't fun. 'saved' a penalty with my head. acutally the ball just hit my head, and as i've said, it wasn't too fun.
failed maths in mid-year, proved that he is full of shit. goh poh kenn started to put pressure on kefli and he promptly turned gay, kept commenting that everytime he looked at hoo jyung last year, he only saw his back. god knows how many times he said that. mass-hating of kefli began.
started blogging in july.
thiru got sent back to sec 3 in september by the fucking retarded bitch, aka goh poh kenn, although there were many who did worse than him. we all just love her. got 32 points for prelims, happy that i can get 3 months of holidays.
o levels were here in a flash, and over before i could say "fuck". and now here i am, eating shit and dying of boredom.
i know that the above was total and complete bullshit. my brain isin't functioning properly now, so forgive me for wasting 10 minutes of your life reading it.
ordered 8 cds from amazon.com yesterday. costs about $220 including shipping. wonderful.
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