story

story of the day:

i once knew a man from newcastle
who wrapped up a shit in a parcel.
he sent it by plane
with a note to explain
that it came from his grandmother's asshole.

i once knew a man from newcastle
who toured all the music halls.
his favourite trick was to stand on his dick
and to roll off the stage on his balls.

i'm bored.
that's 2 stories, but whatever.
just imagine it's the same person.