what the fuck?

how in the world did bush win? fucking stupid americans screwed themselves up again. and he won by 3.5 million votes. what the fuck.

and all this came after mr. osama bin laden conviniently sent out a video threatening to blow up a few more buildings just days before the elections. this caused stupid americans to believe that bush was superman in disguise and could protect them from their greatest enemy, whereas kerry the peace-loving hippie can do nothing to help them.

so i think
either a) the white house made the video by themselves and then said that it was authentic,
or b) mr. bin loves bush.

pssst. conspiracy. yeah, sure.


www.phobialist.com has a great big list of phobias, but there is not one about the fear of broken bones. and by broken i mean snapped into 2. not a stupid fracture. and guess what? i have a fear of that. and to make matters worse, while watching the english premier league highlights on tuesday, i saw fucking djibril cisse's shin snapping into 2. FUCK!

but it wasn't so bad then, because i thought it was just his shin pad protruding. but no! i read monday's papers yesterday (yes, i'm lagging), and saw a fucking picture of it. and his entire shin was bent back. AHHHH FUCK! i'm fucking cringing as i type this.

and you know what? the club had to send him for x-rays to confirm that the bone was broken. i mean, if your whole fucking shin was bent backwards, obviously the fucking bone is broken. or maybe cisse has special bendable bones.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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