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Sunday, December 19, 2004

almost

it really seems like my brain is going on a steady decline, becoming more and more inactive as the days pass. think it's due to the lack of needing to think. maybe school wasn't that bad for me after all. at least 3 more months before my brain resumes it's function, but i fear that irreversible damage would have occured by then.

christmas is coming.
dear santa, i wish for world peace.
sounds too familiar for comfort. miss universe taught me that. but then, world peace is probably the best thing that anyone could wish for, though extremely unimaginative. don't really think it's their fault though. god gave then beauty (well, at least for some of them) and thus can't possibly give them intelligence as well, could he? since then they would be perfect, and no one can be perfect. maybe except me.

and from this theory, i would believe that the recent singaporean contestant for the miss world competition posseses a fair amount of intelligence, since she obviously has no beauty. or perhaps she has already been compensated with big boobs, thus resulting in a very bad combination of ugly face, zero intelligence and big breasts.

so i wonder what made the 'judges' or whatever blind boob-followers pick her to represent singapore? it is in my belif that such a person would only attract the interest of a blind and deaf man, as he is unable to see her ugly face nor hear her retarded gurgling. what he is able to do is feel her large breasts. however, as said man is blind and deaf, he wouldn't be watching television, and so is unable to vote for her to become miss world 2004. so then, as you can now see, this woman would probably not be able to garner much support as her potential supporters do not even know of her existence.

so the conclusion is a sad one. the judges are stupid, miss contestant is stupid, and people that believe that big boobs can overcome all other bodily defects are stupid.

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