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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

f**k

what the fuck is f**k? people who use f**k on a regular basis are assholes. actually they're not assholes. they're f**king assholes.

fuck and it's censored cousin are no different. cutting away the uc doesn't make the word any less evil. censoring the 'uc' will not make pure and innocent little kids seeing f**k for the first time think it's any less vulgar than the full blown FUCK. it's just plain stupid. stupid to the largest extent.

like when you're chatting with someone online, and that person doesn't like vulgarities, and you say 'f**k' instead. how very kind of you, but really, there's no point in that. when you read 'fuck', it's fuck. when you read 'f**k', it's still fuck. no one pronounces f**k as f-star-star-k or anything else for that matter.

so why bother? if you spit on someone, you'll be beaten up, regardless of the colour or quantity of the saliva. you will not get a lesser bashing if your saliva is not green and lumpy. don't believe me? go try it.

some may think that 'f**k' would make them more innocent, less evil, whatever. it's like "whoo, i'm so innocent that i don't even know how to spell fuck. i only know f**k!" but no, it is not. fuck all who say f**k.

besides, 'f**k' looks incredibly stupid. imagine me typing in entirely censored language. every one of the few readers here will die of brain haemorrhage. "f**k that f**king f**ker tried to f**k me in the a**!" whoa. it's almost as bad as "fUcK tHaT fUcKiNg FuCkEr TrIeD tO fUcK mE iN tHe AsS!" really, no kidding. typing LiKe ThIs almost gave me a cramped little finger from repeatedly pushing the shift button. wonder how people manage entire posts typing like that...

so guys, go tell all your friends and ememies alike not to say f**k, say fuck instead. it's really better. if they do not heed your (my) advice, feel free to ass-rape them. after all, they deserve it.

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