shit

went to ngee ann poly on wednesday. i think it was wednesday. anyway, i've emerged from that place a traumatised boy. first of all, it was one weird place. the people were generally a weird bunch. basically, everything was weird. maybe it's just me. i dunno. maybe everyone else is normal except me. maybe i'm weird.

nah, point rejected. i'm normal, and (almost) everyone there were weird. the people there were mostly classified into 2 groups, the trying-to-be-cool, or the not-cool-at-all. perhaps there were some that were actually normal.

the trying-to-be-cool guys were walking around in pants that were sliding off their asses, which i have a huge problem with. how the hell do they manage to walk in peace without worrying that their pants would fall off to reveal their white little asses to the world and then suffer the humiliation of having large numbers of people seeing their not too impressive ass?

most of them were walking around campus with a stoned look on their faces, which i would either attribute to either smoking too much pot, or they think it's cool. since pot is not exactly readily available here, and using it brings 10 years behind bars with the prospect of getting ass-raped daily, it probably wasn't the real cause. so they thought it was cool.

anyway, me and my cousin were having fun trying to blend in, and so we too adopted the too-stoned-to-bother-cause-i'm-too-cool look. i only managed it for 15 seconds before i began to laugh.

the trying-to be-cool girls also seemed to have a problem with their clothing. most of them were wearing skirts that threatened to expose their asses whenever they bent over. however, i did not have any problems with this at all. i suppose that it was cool to show off your ass if you were a girl. i think these kind of skirts are called micro-minis or something. i shall not discriminate against such girls since some of them may not be sluts but are actually be too poor to buy new clothes and are still wearing the skirts (and shirts) they had when they were 7.

it was really quite traumatising to see girls left and right wearing tiny skirts and shirts. not too bad, you might think. yeah, not bad if they were actually pretty and/or didn't have rolls of fats on show. it was so bad that i can hardly even see now.

i also saw a girl who wore a translucent (or was it really transparent?) top with a tube inside. to my horror, she was ugly. ugly and slutty don't mix well with me, so i set fire to her shirt. her boyfriend had a problem with me so i burned him too.

the not-cool-at-all people were just being not cool, wearing sandals to school definitely isin't something many would do. or wearing shirts that aren't ironed. whatever. at least they weren't carrying stoned faces.

the 'open house' was really dumb as well. i was expecting them to show things like information on the courses and such. instead, they had some sort of pasar malam, selling fake adidas shoes, shirts that only people with half a brain would buy and things like that. if i was kind, i would call it a carnival. unfortunately i'm not. they also had handphones, mp3 players, computer mice and crap like that on sale. what the fuck? there was even a counterstrike 'tournament' there, as well as xbox and playstation games.

however, i was only in one tiny part of the seemingly huge campus and really didn't bother to visit the remaining places because it was a fucking waste of my time. i suppose there was actually some useful information hidden in some dusty corner, awaiting its first visitor.