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Monday, January 31, 2005

short shorts and such

had a little argument of sorts with someone some days ago. we were at a hawker centre and a girl/woman/female walked by wearing a rather short skirt. it wasn't the shortest i've seen, but was aparrently enough to draw the attention of that person i was with.

anyway, he was trying to look up her skirt as she sat down and then went on to discuss how he would be able to achieve his aim.

being an extremely thoughtful person, i told him that it wasn't right to look up the skirts of girls. however, he was extremely disagreeable and said that i was not mature enough or something.

his mother must be very sad when she finds out what a retard her son has turned out to be after raising him for a full 18 years.

i didn't bother to continue the argument because
1) i knew i was right
2) we were eating
3) he was too busy bending over trying to complete his goal.

besides, it was hard giving examples to him, since i think he'd probably not mind if a girl tried to look up his pants for a change.

on another day, i was at a mcdonald's somewhere when a girl came by. she was wearing short shorts that somehow didn't look that short. i've learnt that looks can be decieving when i saw her butt cheeks as she was standing at the counter trying to order some food.

now, i'm no pervert. i was seated and did not in any way try to sneak a peek at her. her shorts were just that fucking short. i really wonder how she manages to step out of her house wearing that shit. won't her ass feel cold? the sight wasn't as great as you would imagine, since she has a black ass. she was probably just tanned a wee bit too much.

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