chinese new year
why do chinese people have their own new year while the rest of the world have to share 1 among themselves? the indians and malays and mohicans must be jealous.
chinese new year is great. i get free money, more free money, 2 days of public holidays. but i always have to meet relatives (specifically my father's side of the family) that i get to see like once a year, then stone silently in a corner because there is no one to talk to since everyone else are like strangers to me.
my mother said i did not know how to socialise, but that's not true. these people are strangers, and just because i'm related to them doesn't mean that they are any less of a stranger. it's like asking me to talk to a bangla worker just because i happen to be in the same room with him.
there were 3 'gatherings' which i went to, and i didn't eat in any of them. i thus gained a lot of attention because of that, and also because my hair was rather long. anyway, i didn't eat because the food didn't seem all that great, and about 30 people were eating together. like a typical chinese meal, there were no serving utensils, and having the saliva of close to 30 people mixed in my food isin't exactly appetising . it's like having sex with a girl who had just fucked 30 other men. not too great.
let's move away from that chinese new year shit. i haven't learnt much from school, but i did learn to write a proper argumentitive essay from humanities class, something which i believe everyone else knows how to. every one except fat fuck.
for example, if the question asks you to explain how hitler came to power in germany, you're expected to give your opinion, followed by reasons and explanations. however, fat fuck's answer would be something like "hitler came to power because he had a large penis. if you don't believe me, there is nothing i can do," followed by a shrug of his shoulders. great argumentative skills.
chinese new year is great. i get free money, more free money, 2 days of public holidays. but i always have to meet relatives (specifically my father's side of the family) that i get to see like once a year, then stone silently in a corner because there is no one to talk to since everyone else are like strangers to me.
my mother said i did not know how to socialise, but that's not true. these people are strangers, and just because i'm related to them doesn't mean that they are any less of a stranger. it's like asking me to talk to a bangla worker just because i happen to be in the same room with him.
there were 3 'gatherings' which i went to, and i didn't eat in any of them. i thus gained a lot of attention because of that, and also because my hair was rather long. anyway, i didn't eat because the food didn't seem all that great, and about 30 people were eating together. like a typical chinese meal, there were no serving utensils, and having the saliva of close to 30 people mixed in my food isin't exactly appetising . it's like having sex with a girl who had just fucked 30 other men. not too great.
let's move away from that chinese new year shit. i haven't learnt much from school, but i did learn to write a proper argumentitive essay from humanities class, something which i believe everyone else knows how to. every one except fat fuck.
for example, if the question asks you to explain how hitler came to power in germany, you're expected to give your opinion, followed by reasons and explanations. however, fat fuck's answer would be something like "hitler came to power because he had a large penis. if you don't believe me, there is nothing i can do," followed by a shrug of his shoulders. great argumentative skills.
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