gay i am
after reading calmone, i decided that there must be something about jay chou that causes girls and gays alike to go crazy over him. i forced myself to sit through one of his albums. it belongs to my sister. she loves chinese pop, i think it's dumber than watching a bollywood movie.
anyway, i'm sad to say that there were a grand total of zero nice songs on his album.
1) looks
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beady eyes, eternal sulk.
2) singing
i found out that jay chou is famous for his aparrent super-fast rapping. and i do not understand why the fuck singers bother doing that. maybe it would seem impressive if you could spew out 20,000 words per minute on guiness world records, but how would the fans be able to enjoy something that sounds like "ta-ji-ba-bo-ta-ta-ta-ta...?" they're probably thinking "whoo, i have no idea what the fuck this dude is rapping about but he is still cool." most of the time he just seems to be mumbling to himself and his pronounciation sucks.
and his voice can go high enough to beat justin timberlake's ass any day, which is no easy feat considering i thought it was a girl singing "cry me a river" the first time i heard it.
verdict
in the looks department, he is in no case handsome and obviously no match for most of the 'pretty boys' out there. even my mother says he is ugly.
i believe no one could ever enjoy listening to someone mumbling or rap so fast that it's impossible to make out the words. when you listen to jay chou, you have nothing else to pay attention to if the singing sucks, unless you consider turn-table scratches interesting.
since there are no good points about jay chou at all, the only thing that could cause large masses of people to love him is his eternal sulk. he's richer than half the world and is still so unhappy. and what is it with being unhappy that makes him so 'cool'? heck, who cares how it works, as long as it's successful. i'm gonna be sad too, then girls will love me.
by the way, this is davey havok, lead singer of afi.
if i were alone and met him on a dark street, i'd run away screaming. he looks like edward scissorhands, and i'm fucking disgusted by that thing/movie.
anyway, i'm sad to say that there were a grand total of zero nice songs on his album.
1) looks
*pic removed*
beady eyes, eternal sulk.
2) singing
i found out that jay chou is famous for his aparrent super-fast rapping. and i do not understand why the fuck singers bother doing that. maybe it would seem impressive if you could spew out 20,000 words per minute on guiness world records, but how would the fans be able to enjoy something that sounds like "ta-ji-ba-bo-ta-ta-ta-ta...?" they're probably thinking "whoo, i have no idea what the fuck this dude is rapping about but he is still cool." most of the time he just seems to be mumbling to himself and his pronounciation sucks.
and his voice can go high enough to beat justin timberlake's ass any day, which is no easy feat considering i thought it was a girl singing "cry me a river" the first time i heard it.
verdict
in the looks department, he is in no case handsome and obviously no match for most of the 'pretty boys' out there. even my mother says he is ugly.
i believe no one could ever enjoy listening to someone mumbling or rap so fast that it's impossible to make out the words. when you listen to jay chou, you have nothing else to pay attention to if the singing sucks, unless you consider turn-table scratches interesting.
since there are no good points about jay chou at all, the only thing that could cause large masses of people to love him is his eternal sulk. he's richer than half the world and is still so unhappy. and what is it with being unhappy that makes him so 'cool'? heck, who cares how it works, as long as it's successful. i'm gonna be sad too, then girls will love me.
by the way, this is davey havok, lead singer of afi.
if i were alone and met him on a dark street, i'd run away screaming. he looks like edward scissorhands, and i'm fucking disgusted by that thing/movie.
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