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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

pros, chicks and hooks

prostitutes, chickens and hookers. the official name, chinese name, and the american name. yes. no. i'm talking rubbish.

anyway, fat fuck and i went to geylang last friday to see prostitutes. geylang is singapore's official red-light district, in case you didn't know. we were there only to have a look at the quality of the hookers here, and were in no way trying to get serviced. yes, purely innocent intentions.

and i wasn't disappointed. as i've expected, they were disgusting. ugly, fat, saggy, disease-filled hookers. most of them were probably from china, faces caked with makeup to disguise any defects, not that it helped much, wearing garish clothes in order to allow themselves to be identified.

identification was probably the most important thing for them, since it would be a waste of time to stand in a corner wating for customers while people just walked by, not realising that she's a hooker. and they did do a great job in this aspect. the first one i saw was accosting a bangla. she wore a
GOLD dress. and was basically what i've mentioned earlier; fat, ugly, saggy, from china, basically nothing surprising.

we walked from lorong 44 to lorong 1, and on the way, i saw maybe 50 odd hookers, and
ALL of them looked disgusting. but that's not the point. more importantly, who the hell would want to have sex with them? even if i were 60 and still a virgin, i would still never ever entertain the idea of doing so. why then, are there people who are younger and supposedly cheat on their wives with prostitutes? if i were 30 and need sex, i'd go to a chatroom and be a 'internet sex fiend', not find a prostitute. or at least not one that is fat and ugly.

perhaps there were some that were somewhat nice, working in brothels. those we saw were 'independent' workers. maybe the pimps in the brothels actually bothered to have quality control checks done regularly.

it's not worth selling yourself, but all of these people are. i wonder why. jobs are not exactly hard to find in china, since they are supposed to be industrailising and so on. even a job paying 2rmb per hour is better then being a prostitute. nah, it's all about the money.

when i watch television interviews with hookers, they all say that. either that or they'll try to act noble and say they need to pay for their parent's medical fees or their children's education. the thing is, they are fucking stupid. i'd kill my daughter if she ever did something like that. i would not hug her and cry for her noble act. never. and i don't think their children would be grateful to them for paying for their education through prostitution.

but since they are already so poor, why even try to have children in the first place? or are they too damn poor to afford condoms? that's still no excuse, since people in the past used sheep's intestines as condoms, and i think that intestines aren't really that expensive.

if you have no money, kill yourself. don't be a prostitute. if you need money for your parents' medical bill, kill your parents. they are going to die soon anyway. if you need money for your children's education, sell your kids. they're just a fucking waste of money. and you'll get money from their sale as well. human intestines could also be used as condoms, so cut out your dead parents' intestines and use them to prevent having to resort to selling any more kids.

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