whoa?
rossli, known as fuck fuck, must really hate himself. if you vistit his blog, you'll discover that he hates
1) people who think that they are always right
2) people who can't shut up (and think that they are always right)
3) people who self-praise and boast
4) people who insults others without looking at the mirror
5) people who have narrow-minds
6) people who are irritatingly lame
7) people who are trying to be funny
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1) people who think that they are always right
2) people who can't shut up (and think that they are always right)
3) people who self-praise and boast
4) people who insults others without looking at the mirror
5) people who have narrow-minds
6) people who are irritatingly lame
7) people who are trying to be funny
8) people who think that they're good looking, WHEN THEY ARE NOT!
of course, he doesn't realise that all of the shit he writes about others can be reapplied back to him. i have not pointed this out yet, since i was worried that it would destroy his tiny bit of self-confidence he claims to own. anyway, he thinks he's actually being the 'nice guy' by keeping quiet in front of people, then going back to the safety of his home and blogging shit about others.
since he MAY not know that what he's doing, i shall now take the role of the 'nice guy', and hopefully put him is his place.
let's see...
1/2) rossli thinks that he is always right, which is why he refuses to listen to others' explaniations.
eg1. at far east plaza, he saw a pair of nike delta forces in a shop. "those are skate shoes you know?" he told me. i know my shoes. and i knew that those were not skate shoes, although there are modified delta forces sold under nike skateboarding. those shoes there did not have stuffed tongues, and the only nike skate shoes that MAY come with an unstuffed tongue is the dunk. so i told him no. and he said "yeeeess lah, if you don't believe me, there is nothing i can do."
wait a minute. why the fuck should i believe you when i KNOW i'm right? besides, rossli is not reknowned for getting things right most of the time. in fact, it is largely the opposite. he may as well say "whoo, the world is gonna end tomorrow, and if you don't believe me, there is nothing i can do." seriously, is there a difference? NOPE. too bad he is too deluded in his self-created mess to realise it.
eg 2. a few days ago, he, bin and i were skating. bin said "the posting results coming out on 23rd, thats wednesday," and rossli agreed with him. i KNEW that i was coming out on the 22nd, and i told them that. however, being rossli, he immediately and strongly disagreed with me, then saying "whatever lah." later on, bin recieved a phone call from his mother telling him that it was on tuesday, the 22nd.
lesson learnt: i KNOW i am right. and i will not argue for a lost cause. so next time before you come up with more random shit to spew from your mouth, remember this.
4/8) rossli thinks that he is good looking, WHEN HE IS NOT, and thus forgets to apply rule number 4 to himself.
eg. whenever i say someone (basically anyone) is ugly, rossli will say sarcarstically "so you think you look very nice ah?" in the meantime, he would go on and criticise other 'ugly people' from his school and elsewhere. while me, the nice guy, does not follow in his footsteps and ask him the same question he posed just minutes earlier.
in case you were wondering, rossli is in no way handsome. he should "go look in the mirror" and check out his oversized pudgy fuckface with saliva sticking from his top lip to his bottom lip, and teeth jutting out everywhere before making any further comment.
then one fine day at hmv, i told him that seal is ugly, and on came his usual reply. except this time, it was modified. he said "so you think you look nicer than him ah?" i was at that time sick and tired of hearing his needless hypocritical comments, so i simply said yes, since i was "not bothering and simply don't care," just as he says on his blog. guess what? he goes on to blog about it. and added a few wonderful comments about my looks. ho ha. go look in the mirror dude, check out your face. please.
thus, i conclude that rossli thinks that he is very handsome WHEN HE IS NOT, and so does not need to "look in the mirror before he insults others."
6/7) rossli is irritatingly lame and tries to be funny ALL THE TIME without realising it.
eg. this is hard. he's irritatingly lame and tries to be funny all the time. so much so that i really can't remember any of his feeble comments made. maybe i'll rewrite this when he gets "irritatingly lame and tries to be funny."
3/5) rossli self-praises and boasts without realising it because of his narrow mind. or is he just stupid?
he does not realise that by writing his '8 types of people i hate' post, he is actually trying to say that he does NONE of the above. that is basically self-appraisal, since no one has ever told him that he is not any of the above, and i do strongly believe that no one will EVER tell him that once they hang around him enough to discover his true qualities.
he is so fucking narrow-minded and deluded by his blog that he goes round talking shit about others without realising that he is basically the largest fuck-up of them all.
thus, i have strong reasons to believe that rossli hates himself, since he posseses all of the qualitites which he supposedly hates. anyway, who wouldn't hate themselves if they were a slobbering mess of lard, trying too hard to be cool? i dunno. he has to protect his aparrent not-low self esteem by putting down others on his blog while pretending that everything is fine and dandy when he's around them, thus also making him one big fucking hypocrite.
of course, he doesn't realise that all of the shit he writes about others can be reapplied back to him. i have not pointed this out yet, since i was worried that it would destroy his tiny bit of self-confidence he claims to own. anyway, he thinks he's actually being the 'nice guy' by keeping quiet in front of people, then going back to the safety of his home and blogging shit about others.
since he MAY not know that what he's doing, i shall now take the role of the 'nice guy', and hopefully put him is his place.
let's see...
1/2) rossli thinks that he is always right, which is why he refuses to listen to others' explaniations.
eg1. at far east plaza, he saw a pair of nike delta forces in a shop. "those are skate shoes you know?" he told me. i know my shoes. and i knew that those were not skate shoes, although there are modified delta forces sold under nike skateboarding. those shoes there did not have stuffed tongues, and the only nike skate shoes that MAY come with an unstuffed tongue is the dunk. so i told him no. and he said "yeeeess lah, if you don't believe me, there is nothing i can do."
wait a minute. why the fuck should i believe you when i KNOW i'm right? besides, rossli is not reknowned for getting things right most of the time. in fact, it is largely the opposite. he may as well say "whoo, the world is gonna end tomorrow, and if you don't believe me, there is nothing i can do." seriously, is there a difference? NOPE. too bad he is too deluded in his self-created mess to realise it.
eg 2. a few days ago, he, bin and i were skating. bin said "the posting results coming out on 23rd, thats wednesday," and rossli agreed with him. i KNEW that i was coming out on the 22nd, and i told them that. however, being rossli, he immediately and strongly disagreed with me, then saying "whatever lah." later on, bin recieved a phone call from his mother telling him that it was on tuesday, the 22nd.
lesson learnt: i KNOW i am right. and i will not argue for a lost cause. so next time before you come up with more random shit to spew from your mouth, remember this.
4/8) rossli thinks that he is good looking, WHEN HE IS NOT, and thus forgets to apply rule number 4 to himself.
eg. whenever i say someone (basically anyone) is ugly, rossli will say sarcarstically "so you think you look very nice ah?" in the meantime, he would go on and criticise other 'ugly people' from his school and elsewhere. while me, the nice guy, does not follow in his footsteps and ask him the same question he posed just minutes earlier.
in case you were wondering, rossli is in no way handsome. he should "go look in the mirror" and check out his oversized pudgy fuckface with saliva sticking from his top lip to his bottom lip, and teeth jutting out everywhere before making any further comment.
then one fine day at hmv, i told him that seal is ugly, and on came his usual reply. except this time, it was modified. he said "so you think you look nicer than him ah?" i was at that time sick and tired of hearing his needless hypocritical comments, so i simply said yes, since i was "not bothering and simply don't care," just as he says on his blog. guess what? he goes on to blog about it. and added a few wonderful comments about my looks. ho ha. go look in the mirror dude, check out your face. please.
thus, i conclude that rossli thinks that he is very handsome WHEN HE IS NOT, and so does not need to "look in the mirror before he insults others."
6/7) rossli is irritatingly lame and tries to be funny ALL THE TIME without realising it.
eg. this is hard. he's irritatingly lame and tries to be funny all the time. so much so that i really can't remember any of his feeble comments made. maybe i'll rewrite this when he gets "irritatingly lame and tries to be funny."
3/5) rossli self-praises and boasts without realising it because of his narrow mind. or is he just stupid?
he does not realise that by writing his '8 types of people i hate' post, he is actually trying to say that he does NONE of the above. that is basically self-appraisal, since no one has ever told him that he is not any of the above, and i do strongly believe that no one will EVER tell him that once they hang around him enough to discover his true qualities.
he is so fucking narrow-minded and deluded by his blog that he goes round talking shit about others without realising that he is basically the largest fuck-up of them all.
thus, i have strong reasons to believe that rossli hates himself, since he posseses all of the qualitites which he supposedly hates. anyway, who wouldn't hate themselves if they were a slobbering mess of lard, trying too hard to be cool? i dunno. he has to protect his aparrent not-low self esteem by putting down others on his blog while pretending that everything is fine and dandy when he's around them, thus also making him one big fucking hypocrite.
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