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Thursday, March 24, 2005

zombies and me

been reading the all things zombie forum today. found out that there are actually crazy fucks who constantly imagine about what they're gonna do in case the place was suddenly infested with zombies. and i do that all the time too.

the new paper reported yesterday that the red indian teen who went on a shooting spree in his high school also frequented the forum and i went in for a look. maybe he was imagining that the people he shot were all zombies when he killed them. perhaps that makes me half a killer.

fortunately for all of you, i am not as interested in preserving my racial bloodline as he is. neither do i wear black trench coats and eyeliner nor think that hitler was a great leader. however, i
DO hate most forms of rap music. MUSIC? rap is just a bunch of niggers talking shit about each other. music does not sound like that. fillipino maids talk way faster than the fastest rap 'musician' around. and they're not even trying. imagine the mayhem they would bring if they really decided to rap.

which is why i think all fillipino maids should die. they speak way too ffast for comfort. besides, their language sounds retarded and irritating. their brains must be working like supercomputers to process the shit they want to say in time for them to actually say it.

don't believe me? go to lucky plaza on a sunday and stand in a middle of a bunch of them. it won't be long before you start tearing your hair out. however, i am blessed with having a fillipino maid at home, so i don't have to go out searching for one. and i am lucky enough to be able to hear her yakking all day long at superfast speeds.

back on topic. go watch the remake of dawn of the dead. great movie. too bad i lost it when my computer decided to die and didn't resurrect itself. oh, i saw the director's cut version of it in some pirated dvd shop in china. i didn't try to buy it because it has violence, gore, sex and nudity, all in one, and i didn't think it would be a great idea to get my father to buy it.

when we got back here, i discovered that my sister bought the seed of chucky, which supposedly has masturbating dolls, nudity and sex, not to mention gore and violence. furthermore, it's a pirated edition from china, which would probably mean more uncensored violence, gore, sex and nudity. and my father bought it for my sister. who is only 11. great. maybe i should be less discreet in the future.

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