40 years

this is what 40 years of independence and a multi-cultural society produces.


the mat:
fake von dutch cap, anarchy t-shirt, studded belt with plastic studs, tapered pants and slippers.

i've always wondered how they manage to fit their feet through the tiny holes in their pants. and i thought anarchy was illegal?


the gay chinese boy:
spiked hair, oversized pink giordano shirt, oversized bermudas and beat-up nike dunks.

pink should never be seen on a guy. spiked hair is stupid. people should learn to buy new shoes.


the black dude:
curly and oily hair, gold chain, tight black t-shirt, gold ring, bell-bottom jeans (ocasionally shiny) and fake 4-striped adidas superstars.

for some reason, they like to wear black. maybe it gives them a sense of homeliness. and i thought bell-bottoms died out after saturday night fever? it's 2005, not 1985. 4-striped shoe wearers should die. gold chains and rings gives them a false sense of richiness.


the hip-hopper:
beanie, lots of bling, oversized basketball jersey, more bling, colourful boxers, baggy pants, shoes that are 5 sizes too big.

i actually prefer spelling it 'poser', but since 'poseur' is the correct spelling, i shall try to follow. hip-hoppers are not locally produced, but come from america. i think that the 2 worst products of the us are hip-hop and george bush. however, they come in a variety of races instead of just white. the hip-hopper thinks big is good, and definitely doesn't agree that less is more. so they always wear the biggest set of everything they can find.

hip-hoppers wear beanies because it's fucking snowing in singapore and it's damn cold out there. they wear lots of 'diamond' jewellery because they don't realise how ridiculous it looks. big basketball jerseys because it's played in america, the land of hip-hop, and not because they play basketball. they sometimes wear baseball jerseys instead.

they hang their pants around their dicks because everyone else does it, and also to show their boxers to anyone who cares to look. big is better, so their pants are made to fit an elephant. so are their shoes. some stupid hip-hoppers wear skate shoes instead, because they're stupid.


everyone wants to be unique now. in the future, everyone would be so fucking unique that a normal person would look unique instead because he's the only one who doesn't dress and act like a fucktard.