lists

grand list of things i don't eat, much to the dislike of my mother:
1) butter
2) margarine
3) luncheon meat
4) skin
5) cucumber
6) most/all of my maid's cooking
7) fried rice with fake char siew
8) white milk
9) cheese
10) maggi
11) mayo
12) tartar sauce
13) steamed fish
14) fats
15) shellfish (sometimes)

i'm sure there are others that i can't think of right now. butter is oil. margarine is fake oil. oil is fats and i don't fucking eat oil. luncheon meat is disgusting. white milk is smelly. cheese too. maggi and fried rice were nice until i over-ate them. then they sucked as well. mayo and tartar sauce are shit. i wonder why people eat them. steamed fish is fucking slimy.

shellfish eats shit at the bottom of the sea. and people eat them. i used to eat shellfish too. sometimes when i rip open one, it smells of diarrhoea. think some fishermen had a stomach upset and shat in the sea. if you squeeze the back part of a shellfish, shit will come out. actually i'm not sure if it's the shellfish shit or shit the shellfish ate. maybe it's shit the shellfish ate converted into shellfish shit. hmm...

my mother seems to be against me not eating such things. like when she gives me a slice of butter bread (WTF?! oil and bread?) and i refuse to eat it, she calls me stupid and proceeds to eat it herself. it's not as if she doesn't know that i don't eat those things, and yet she continues to ply me with them.

of course, not including 'food' items like shit and soil in the list doesn't mean that i eat them. i was kinda hoping you people had more brains than to suggest so.


and since i'm damn bored now,
top 10 songs to download:

1) this time imperfect - afi
2) god called in sick today - afi
3) morningstar - afi
4) 6 to 8 - afi
5) wester - afi
6) the prayer position - afi
7) ever and a day - afi
8) the lost souls - afi
9) the despair factor - afi
10) narrative of soul against soul - afi

oops, all afi songs. for the sake of non-afi fans,
top 10 non-afi songs to download:

1) the calander hung itself - bright eyes
2) haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh - bright eyes
3) i'm not ok (i promise) - my chemical romance
4) my eyes burn - matchbook romance
5) mr. brownstone - guns n' roses
6) think about you - guns n' roses
7) capital h - motion city soundtrack
8) blue carolina - alkaline trio
9) take me out - franz ferdinand
10) blood red summer - coheed and cambria


zen micro random play all:
seven months - letter kills