hu h

i got drunk last night. first time ever. not gonna happen again any time soon. vodka smells like nail polish remover. being drunk is irritating. actually it's kinda fun. told a girl i liked her. she asked me what was my darkest secret. trying to take advantage of a drunkard. volunteered to be the pole for the girls to pole-dance about. they didn't think the same way. chased out of the house by another girl for some unknown reason. thought it would be a good idea to go sit by the car/hide behind the flowerpot. worried that my mother would find out and disown me. didn't happen. stepped on and broke the sandals of the-girl-i-said-i-liked. offered to lend her my shoes. got stared upon by old-man-sitting-beside-me on the bus. sms-ed rubbish to various people. decided it would be fun to call anus.

when i'm drunk, i tend to
-laugh a lot
-talk a lot of rubbish and not mean any of it (so much for drunks being truthful)
-stumble and fall around the place
-laugh again
-not care if i appear retarded (probably)
-laugh some more

i'm not proud of myself. everyone should drink a little. probably not as much as i did. heh.