hug me too

not too long ago, i thought that only couples hug each other. or parents and their little kids. or gays and their gay friends. the only other hugging i saw was on tv. my perception of hugging came crashing down on me on tuesday.

as i was happily sitting in the bus going to school, a girl boarded and spotted her friend. she shrieked and proceeded to hug her. "hm," i thought. "must be long lost friends." besides, the hug was one of the most bullshit ones i've seen. from what i know, chests should touch when you hug, right? at least that's what i think. but their hug consisted of putting their arms just slightly around each other's shoulders, and erm... hugging?

then i got down the bus and as i was happily walking down the overhead bridge, there was another shriek. i looked down and saw a girl giving another girl walking in front of me a hug. "hm," i thought. "must be long lost friends." the hug was yet another bullshit one, as described above. they then proceeded to shatter all my previous expectations of retardedness when one of them said "see you later in class."

THEN, as i was happily sitting in the canteen waching people eat (i don't eat because i'm anorexic), a guy walked up to another guy in front of me (who stood up to greet him) and fucking hugged him. "hm," i thought. "must be gay." in case you were wondering, their hug was not a bullshit one, which is further proof that they are gay.

i am seriously wondering since when has hugging people of the same sex become fashionable here in singapore? the only people i would ever hug are girls. hot girls only. i will never ever hug a guy. so girls, if you want to hug me, go ahead. i won't stop you. guys can to hu[mp]g themselves.