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Thursday, July 14, 2005

2 gays in a foreign land

"standing on a beach with a gun in my hand. staring at the sea, staring at the sand. staring down the barrel at the arab on the ground. see his open mouth, but i hear no sound."
killing an arab - the cure

this is a story of 3 gay cunts. the first gay cunt is 10-years-old. she shall be known as gaykid. the second gay cunt is gay. he shall be known as simplygay. the third gay cunt is the writer of www.gayfag.blogspot.com. he shall be known as gayfag.

one day, gaykid was stuck in batam with nothing to do. so simplygay and gayfag decided to go visit her. they faced countless difficulties but still managed to get on a ferry and ship themselves over. gaykid met them at the ferry terminal with an suv. gayfag had serious confidence problems with gaykid's driving skills, since she is after all only 10.

fortunately for the 3 gay cunts, gaykid had enough driving skillz avoid getting killed in a crash. so for the rest of the day, gaykid drove the 2 other gaycunts around batam in search of cheap clothes, good food, transvestites, more food and pirated cds.

simplygay and gayfag even tried their hands at driving, and were seemingly successful, although simplygay had some close shaves in the process.

simplygay and gayfag hopped on a late ferry and got back to the comfort and non-transvestite-infested lands of singapore. gayfag was questioned by taxi driver on the way home if he was there to look for girls. taxi driver thought gayfag was not singaporean, old, and had a family.

gayfag thinks taxi driver is blind and stupid. taxi driver told gayfag about his 78-year-old friend who has a 40-year-old second-wife in batam who recently concieved a baby. gayfag is struggling to figure out how this is related to himself.

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