hurhur

"you said tonight is a wonderful night to die. i asked you how you could tell, you told me to look at the sky. look at all those stars, look at how goddamn ugly the stars are."
trouble breathing - alkaline trio

it was early in the morning and i was late for class. oral communication class, we were supposed to talk about a topic for a time unknown to me (because i was late). lucky me was first to go. early in the morning, brain not functioning. it still wanted to sleep.

the question was "if you could choose, which office job would you prefer?" i had a minute to think. i couldn't. standing in front of the class, my time was up. "i would like to be the ceo..." i didn't even think up any points to talk about.

i finished. "very good, less than a minute," the teacher said. then i found out the minimum time was 2 minutes. so i failed. lucky it was only a practice. "good," the teacher said. "i think we can actually finish the whole class if everyone does the same." hurhur. how sacarstic. that's why we all love her.