story of a walk

"look how pretty she is, when she falls down."
bleeding mascara - atreyu

sunday 7th august

0800 - wake up
0830 - go meet people to study damn stats
0900 to 1400 - 'study'
1500 - go to orchard
1500 to 1830 - walk around and around
1840 - go to bukit batok
1845 - recieve sms about watching soccer match
1920 - reach bukit batok
1925 - board same bus in opposite direction
2020 - meet anus and rozales at doby ghaut mrt station, as well as some other random cunts
2025 - realised that we are watching it in some bar
2025 to 2200 - bum around
2200 - match starts
2200 to 2400 - watch match and hear retard sitting beside me shouting "go man u," in the chelsea motherfuckers against arsenal match; found out that some kind of beer doesn't suck as much ass; cringed as the chelsea motherfuckers won; made worse by a dogba double; at least arsenal sucks
2400 - start walking to takashimaya to take night rider home with anus and rozales
0015 - arrive and find out that there is no night rider on sundays
0016 - made the life-changing decision to walk home
0016 and 30 seconds - start walking from orchard to choa chu kang
0016 and 30 seconds to 0455 - walk walk walk, and then walk some more; decided to go by holland road; rozales and anus realised why i said that holland road is never-ending; rozales sprinted down the hill at ngee ann poly to go shell and take a shit
0455 - get home; anus and rozales continue walking towards their destination
0500 - bathe and find out that my thigh is full of rashes after being abraded by my jeans
0515 - sleep
0830 - wake up to go study some more; decide to sleep
0900 - wake up and go meet people to study
1000 to 1500 - realise that i cannot learn anything because my brain only had 4 hours' sleep
1530 to 1630 - attempt to sleep in library
1630 - continue to study
1730 - test starts; thought i did alright; but realised i thought i did alright for all my tests and sucked ass at most of them

lesson learnt - sleep well before tests; 5-hour-long walks the night before are not advisable