haha, bitch!

there was once a juggler. he claimed to be the best at juggling. balls, pieces of shit, whatever. he could do it all. one day a man told him "i bet you couldn't juggle these balls a million times without dropping any."

the juggler was angry and was determined to prove the man wrong. so he set about doing it. but one million was a large number, and he had to even resort to juggling while shitting. most of the time he got close but fell asleep and had to start over again.

it was painful, torturous even, but he finally managed it after 3 long years. he met up with the man again. "haha, bitch! i did it. lick my balls!"

"really?" the man said. "it took you 3 years. was it worth it?"

the juggler then realised how stupid he had been, wasting 3 years of his life on such a meaningless thing and so killed himself.


the moral of the story is that there comes a time when everyone should realise that the things we fret over are mostly not worth giving a damn about. this time should of course come early rather then after, unlike what happened to the juggler. at least no extra effort is wasted.

so if you're getting stressed out over something, ask yourself if it's worth it. most of the time the answer would be no. even if you think otherwise, the answer is still no. so stop worrying.