i feel damn sad for pakistan

no one wants to help them. it's like "pakistan needs help? don't ask me." the sad sad survivors are still living in shit-land of rotting corpses and soon-to-be rotting corpses.

this is how the middle eastern people hate them rich western cunts.


earthquakes are hitting like once every 2 hours and hurricanes zoom around america once every 2 minutes (i am exaggerating. badly). the world is going to end soon.

even the fucking birds are hitting back at us for killing them for like the past 20,000 years. monkeys gave us aids. birds are gonna destroy us with their flu. mad cows mess spread diseases to us and mess with our brains. sooner or later fishes are gonna get some super-powers too.

the world is gonna end soon. stop making plans for that nice holiday next year. heck, stop planning for next month even. we're all going to die.

better start fulfilling all your wishes before you die, bitches.

10 things i want to do before i die
1. have a 3-day sex marathon with her
2.

actually that's the only wish i got. damn.


somehow you should realise i'm only kidding.