ouch

i was so bored that i tried to deep-throat a banana and got caught by my maid while doing it. she told me that i should relax my throat muscles for it to work. i did that and still only half the banana went in (it's a big banana). guess my dick sucking skillz aren't exactly good.

many people will not realise that i'm only kidding and henceforth think i have gay tendencies.


ouch. road and skin are not friendly towards each other. that was saturday. now there's a flat scab on that part of my hand which is supposed to be rounded.