10 things that should happen in 2006 which would make the world a better place

1. white spectacles are found to cause cancer
2. birds start to shit on anyone wearing pink
3. people mysteriously start walking faster
4. singapore invades america and destroys bush
5. girls suddenly find me extremely sexy
6. lindsay lohan/s.h.e. releases a song with sublimal messages that makes listeners kill themselves
7. pakistan finally recieves some help for their earthquake
8. i strike lottery 10 times a month, for every month
9. a dead terrorist comes back as a ghost and goes on the news telling all other terrorists that they do not actually go to heaven after they die
10. alcohol becomes cheaper


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