advice for the budding poly student
always claim that you do not do your homework/do not study for tests/did your homework in 5 mins, even if you did otherwise.
why? because by doing so, your classmates would tend to be less hardworking, since they think that no one else studies.
and when your classmates really suck, you would appear to be doing relatively better in school. they suck = you good, they good = you suck.
when you do well at tests or work, just say that it's all luck. even if you have been studying for the past week, or have spent 20 hours on that report.
always try to avoid allowing your classmates to copy your work when they want to 'borrow' it. say that you didn't spend any effort on it, or that you copied it from someone else. any excuse is a good excuse.
follow my advice and be great, although there is a chance you would be hated by everyone in general when they find out. but who cares? you don't need friends, you just need money.
DISCLAIMER: i DO NOT participate in any of the above-mentioned activities. when i say i don't study, i mean it. my sucky grades are proof of this.
why? because by doing so, your classmates would tend to be less hardworking, since they think that no one else studies.
and when your classmates really suck, you would appear to be doing relatively better in school. they suck = you good, they good = you suck.
when you do well at tests or work, just say that it's all luck. even if you have been studying for the past week, or have spent 20 hours on that report.
always try to avoid allowing your classmates to copy your work when they want to 'borrow' it. say that you didn't spend any effort on it, or that you copied it from someone else. any excuse is a good excuse.
follow my advice and be great, although there is a chance you would be hated by everyone in general when they find out. but who cares? you don't need friends, you just need money.
DISCLAIMER: i DO NOT participate in any of the above-mentioned activities. when i say i don't study, i mean it. my sucky grades are proof of this.
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