such a beautiful kiss

today i woke up to a fluttering at my window. it sometimes happen when a trapped housefly tries to fly out of the window, except there is a fucking piece of glass there, which it is too dumb to realise and so constantly hits its wings against the glass.

however, this noise usually doesn't wake me up, so whatever did it was big. so i got up and looked at the window. there was a sunbird flying against the window.

"what the fuck," i thought. "fly away and disturb someone else."

then i saw it was inside my room, trying to fly out. there was actually a gap just beside the point where it was trying to 'escape', but as i said, it's too dumb. just like houseflies.

i had to share such an amazing happening with someone, so i went out and told my maid.

"oooh i want to catch," she said. "so cuuuute."

"what the fuck," i thought. "is this woman retarded?"

so anyway i went back to the room and took a picture of the bird stupidly trying to fly away. i was wondering how long it would take for it to learn from its past stupidity and actually fly out.

in all the confusion and my worry that the bird will fly in my face, i unknowingly deleted the picture. (i just woke up, remember?)

then my maid came in with a plastic container. she was serious about catching it. since i am such a kind-hearted animal-lover model-citizen, i allowed her to get close enough to see the bird, close enough to reach out and try to catch the bird, close enough to smell the birdshit, before i opened the window and showed it the road to freedom.

my maid was disappointed.


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