suck on my balls and get drunk

alcoholism - a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on alcoholic beverages, leading to physical and psychological harm and impaired social and vocational functioning. also called alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence.

alcoholic - a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually and to excess or who suffers from alcoholism.

a particular gayboy told me today that i am an alcoholic. his reasoning behind it was that "everyone in class thinks so."

which means that everyone in class is stupid.

anyway, 1 simple simple reason as to why i am not, is that i do not 'drink alcoholic substances to access,' nor am i 'dependent on alcoholic beverages, leading to physical and psychological harm blah blah.'

now please excuse me while i go get a beer.


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