anything to keep me breathing

you know, most (I SAID MOST) girls are such whiny creatures because guys (NOT ME) allow them to be.

it's like when you deny a child something, and he starts crying and crying and crying until you finally give in for a moment of peace. and then he wants something else and the cycle starts all over.

girls are the same, except you have to exchange 'child' with (MOST) 'girls' and 'crying' with 'whining'.

when dealing with a child, a smart parent will slap him across his face once he shows the slightest signs of crying, and then slap him again for actually crying.

however, dealing with girls is a slightly more troublesome affair, considering they can lodge a police report against you if you slap them (I DIDN'T SAY YOU SHOULD SLAP THEM).

so instead, we should just ignore them when they whine and soon soon soon they would learn that it's useless because us guys have hearts of steel and are 100% cold-blooded and would never give in to their shit.

so guys, please do this and together, we can make the world a better place.

and before you call me a sexist, girls can do the same to guys too, except they can take it a step up and SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. after all, if they are male and whine, they deserve to die.


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