ima terrorister
at the changi airport arrival gate, only the bags of suspicious people get scanned. i saw an indian man getting checked and a white man with dreadlocks getting checked.
and then we got checked, not because we were indian or had dreadlocks, but because we had many many bags.
so if you want to be a terrorist/smuggle things in, take the necessary precautions and not have dreadlocks or be indian, or carry many many bags.
do this and chances are, that gun in your bag would not be discovered.
in other news, i've discovered my emo side.
LOOK AT ME, IMA EMU KID.
actually i have no idea where those came from. i was sitting at the computer looking at pr0n when i looked down at my thigh and saw all that scratches.
freaky.
people are gonna read this wrongly and think i cut myself because i'm emu, because they have eye problems and can't read properly, because it's not their fault, so i'm typing this to confuse them, cos im cool.
and then we got checked, not because we were indian or had dreadlocks, but because we had many many bags.
so if you want to be a terrorist/smuggle things in, take the necessary precautions and not have dreadlocks or be indian, or carry many many bags.
do this and chances are, that gun in your bag would not be discovered.
in other news, i've discovered my emo side.
LOOK AT ME, IMA EMU KID.
actually i have no idea where those came from. i was sitting at the computer looking at pr0n when i looked down at my thigh and saw all that scratches.
freaky.
people are gonna read this wrongly and think i cut myself because i'm emu, because they have eye problems and can't read properly, because it's not their fault, so i'm typing this to confuse them, cos im cool.
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