the ministry owns you

when i was in secondary 2, my biology teacher told us that the fourth state of matter is plasma. plasma, according to him, were things like bodily fluids, such as blood, tears and such.

now most of you should know that blood plasma is slightly different from plasma.

so from then on, i realised that teachers are not always right. teachers do not know everything. teachers can, and often make mistakes.

however, many of my classmates seem to think otherwise. they live by the rule of "teacher said so." teachers represent the ultimate and absolute truth to them. teachers are infallible. TEACHER IS GOD.

which pisses me off greatly because sometimes i know that something is wrong but no one believes me because "teacher didn't say so."

one day i'm gonna be a teacher and tell my students that earth is in the center of the universe and everything revolves around earth and the sun is a spaceship containing aliens that want to take over the earth.

if anyone dares to say otherwise, i will bitchslap him and tell him "TEACHER IS ALWAYS RIGHT."