the dumb shits that no one should ever say

1. by the skin of your teeth

i once had a teacher that absolutely loved this phrase. she used it all the time, in all kinds of situations.

"you only passed by the skin of your teeth."

"many people only scraped through by the skin of their teeth."

"i scraped the skin off your teeth."

a reason why this phrase is so incredibly stupid, is because THERE IS NO FUCKING SKIN ON ANY TEETH. no skin. nothing. maybe some accumulated food from last night's dinner, but no skin. unless i ate chicken skin.

so since there is no skin, how can a person 'pass by the skin of their teeth?' in order for it to be true, the phrase should mean that you didn't pass instead of barely passed.


2. to each his own opinion

this one really pisses me off every time i hear it.

"hey, my dick is bigger than yours."

"no it isin't."

"to each his own opinion."

FUCKING HELL, OF COURSE I KNOW THAT. it is so fucking irritating to hear such a stupid comment. the person is basically telling you "oh, you can think whatever you want, but i'm still right, BECAUSE YOUR OPINION IS WRONG AND MY OPINION IS RIGHT!"

ARGH FUCK OFF, retard.


3. i actually thought of another one, but i got so pissed off while writing number 2 that i forgot about it.


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