yes indeed

i ate just about the most yummy shit ever a while ago. i was hungry and went searching around the cupboard for some edibles. there were many cans of tuna, so i decided to eat tuna.

i thought that tuna should be chilled, so i poped it in the freezer. after a long time, i went to get it out. i opened the can and took a bite with the little plastic spoon provided.

it tasted bad, so i thought it would be wise to pour some baileys into it, which i did. i took another bite, and realised that there was a lot of oil inside the can, which have since been mixed with the baileys into a really scary mess.

then an ingenious idea popped out. i dumped the oil-baileys mix out, and went to boil some water to make half-boiled eggs. i thought the eggs would taste good with tuna.

so i waited and waited as the eggs cooked, and when they were done, i cracked them open into a bowl, and added soya sauce, pepper, and of course, tuna.

i stirred the bowl of stuff around, and took a bite. then i took a plastic bag, dumped the contents into it, tied it up, and threw it into the rubbish bin.

i'm eating koko krunch now.


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