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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

pay me money, i'm a sissy too

as much as i like football, it is undeniable that the game is being played by a whole bunch of fucking cunts. it gets really irritating to watch a grown man falling over like he was hit in the face with a brick when his opponent only brushed into him.

it is no wonder that the americans, who are so used to watching REAL men playing american football, can't ever take football seriously.

"if god wanted us to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us hands," one of their coaches said.

after watching their hard men take big knocks and still stand to fight, they must be thinking WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with these sissies who fall over at every opportunity, and then whine and groan when a foul is not given.

they KNOW that it wasn't a foul, and yet they whine to no end. and especially for those who know that a decision was right, and yet continue their protests like fucking babies.

what happened to pride and honour? it's all gone down the drain with their $100k-a-week salaries. why bother paying a bunch of babies when you can hire real men to kill them for a fraction of the price?

football is going down the drain and no one is doing anything to stop it. how is the sport going to attract new viewers when they would be more intent on smashing the tv screen with their heads after watching some whiny cunt jump over his opponent and crying about it once every 30 seconds?

i think the only way out is to allow fighting in matches, much like in ice hockey. this way, the real men will prevail and rip the assholes out of those stupid cunts. and then the fans will return and rejoice.

picture this in a match:

christiano ronaldo trips over himself while trying some showy tricks and shouts at the referee to give a foul.

his opponent proceeds to smash his whiny ass to bits.

the end


now playing
the killing lights - afi

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