sweet dreams are made of these

i once read somewhere that stress will not kill you. anxiety is the killer. it shortens your life and makes your balls shrink. farmers suffer lots of stress, but they don't get anxious; city-dwellers suffer lots of stress AND anxiety. that's what makes us such sad people.

i often get anxious too, especially when the exams are near, as unbelievable as it may sound. most of the time, it's subconscious. i know i'm getting anxious when i start getting recurring bad dreams, usually related with school activity.

1. i wake up to realise that i'm late for a major exam.

2. i go to school and realise that i'm supposed to be sitting for a major exam.

3. i take an exam and realise that i'm half-naked.

4. i'm in a shopping centre and realise that i'm half-naked.

then i'll get very worried, and then wake up to realise that it's all only a dream.

i'd much rather dream of having sex with hot chicks.