happy kuku = happy me
i saw on the news that singapore is trying to increase its birth rate by encouraging people to get married earlier and by encouraging people to give birth more and other related nonsense.
you know, the only thing that can really encourage singaporeans is money. i think the government knows that pretty well, considering their little 'payment' before the general elections managed to encourage many people to vote for the PAP.
it didn't matter that the little 'payment' would go towards paying for all sorts of rising costs.
so you see, singaporeans are quite short-sighted as well. so a few thousand dollar encouragement per baby would do good to our birth rate, nevermind that the overall costs of growing a kid would be a few hundred times that.
and also, poor people (women) can turn into baby-factories to make full use of this little payment.
no money to buy ciggerattes? make a baby.
no money to pay for your transport fares? make a baby.
no money to... ? make a baby.
the guys have no choice but to work.
but i think the best way to increase our birth rate would be to lower the legal age for consensual sex to 13, because 13-year-olds are dumb and they don't know what are condoms, and definitely wouldn't know how to use them.
they probably don't even realise that they're having sex. they just think it's a fun activity and they do it because it brings joy to their kukus and erm the female version of kukus.
you know, the only thing that can really encourage singaporeans is money. i think the government knows that pretty well, considering their little 'payment' before the general elections managed to encourage many people to vote for the PAP.
it didn't matter that the little 'payment' would go towards paying for all sorts of rising costs.
so you see, singaporeans are quite short-sighted as well. so a few thousand dollar encouragement per baby would do good to our birth rate, nevermind that the overall costs of growing a kid would be a few hundred times that.
and also, poor people (women) can turn into baby-factories to make full use of this little payment.
no money to buy ciggerattes? make a baby.
no money to pay for your transport fares? make a baby.
no money to... ? make a baby.
the guys have no choice but to work.
but i think the best way to increase our birth rate would be to lower the legal age for consensual sex to 13, because 13-year-olds are dumb and they don't know what are condoms, and definitely wouldn't know how to use them.
they probably don't even realise that they're having sex. they just think it's a fun activity and they do it because it brings joy to their kukus and erm the female version of kukus.
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