female gents

where i work, staff can help themselves to drinks from the dispenser. so for the past 3 weeks, i've been drinking coke 6 days a week. bad for health.

maybe that explains why i'm sick now, and i've gotta wake up at 6.30am today for work, where i'll be drinking more coke.

i tried drinking water once, but i got bored of it and went back to coke. i think the acid is dissolving my teeth, and it hurts when i chew on stuff.

i shall drink only water for the whole week starting today.


random:
female toilets are 20,000 times cleaner than male toilets because it's more or less impossible for them to pee on the floor, unlike us guys with crooked dicks.

someone wrote on the toilet checklists: 'male gents', 'female gents'
i tried not to giggle.


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