no_title_is_cool?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

ns men are dumb

last weekend i was selling tickets, and SAFRA members get a discount. i'm supposed to get their membership cards and fill in a form with their ic numbers and number of tickets bought, but i'm too lazy so i just gave them the form to fill in themselves.

the first person filled in the form and i noticed he wrote '02' instead of just '2' under the number of tickets, because he's a lame cunt.

the second person came and also wrote '02', and the third followed.

i decided to do a little experiment, and added another zero to the first 3, which made them '002'.

the fourth person came, and wrote 2 zeroes too. so did the fifth one.

i then added another zero to all of the above, making it '0002'.

the sixth person came, and expectedly, he followed the trend.

i added yet another zero. by now there were 4 zeroes and the form was starting to look ridiculous.

the next idiot came and wrote '00002'.

his wife/girlfriend/sex-mate asked him, "why do you need to write so many zeroes?"

"i dunno," he replied. "i'm just following what others wrote."

maybe it's because they've been blindly following orders during their national service that they've forgotten how to think for themselves.


now playing
locked in - scary kids scaring kids

3 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home