ogres

i was on the bus today, on my way to work.

this story has 8 main characters.

1) sad girl from pjc, friend of ogres
2) disgusting ogre #1, pjc
3) disgusting ogre #2, pjc
4) sad, sad woman, traumatised by ogres
5) disgusting ogre #3, pjc, think's she's hot
6) disgusting ogre #4, pjc, chief ogre
7) sad, sad man, traumatised by ogres
8) me, sad boy, close to punching ogre #4 in the head

so the ogres were having a little quiet conversation. because they were separated into 3 rows, they were speaking rather loudly, which only pissed me off more.

the main ogres were #3 and #4, because they were the most disgusting and most irritating.

ogre #3 thinks she's hot and classy, which made me want to slap her oversized lips into submission. she loves to say dumb things in her extremely high pitched voice, "oh you know? hehehehehehe." (yes, that's what she said.)

ogre #4 is fat and disgusting. she speaks as though there's a piece of shit permanantly stuck in her mouth. her trademark is her unique laughter, which she so dilligently expresses at every opportunity. "EEEEE-HUR-HUR-HUR!!!" poor me is sitting there, wondering if i should laugh along, since it seems to be extremely funny to her. then i realised that i should punch her instead.

i think the saddest person would still be the woman surrounded by shrieking retards who shriek and spazz at everything and anything. i was half expecting her to start smashing their faces with her umbrella.

the sad pjc girl tried to distance herself from her ogre-friends, and spent most of the ride with a sad expression on her face. at times, she was forced to laugh politely at their incredible jokes, but mostly stood silently. but there was once when she started shrieking as well, and i wanted to kill her too.