girl, i barely know you, but will you marry me?

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i'm currently looking for a wife, so i can get married and live happily ever after. i'm not too picky about age or looks, you'd just have to look like this or this.

a good brain is also necessary to sieve through the crap i spew daily. stupid people would simply die from the toxicity.

bitchy females are not acceptable because they'd get raped by my dog, and i hate to share my wife.

i am:
- extremely boring
- untalented
- uncreative
- full of jokes that no one understands
- sad

i dislike:
- 90% of the population
- 50% of myself
- birds

i hate:
- stupid people
- the stupid half of me

my hidden talent is singing along to jay chou songs.

interested females can leave a comment with your contact details and naked pictures.